Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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IcyHell 0
happy new year?
mercedes3210 6
new year=new girlfriend!
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Comments (121)
FMLYAY 0
ha
kaprookie 3
Well atleast she completed her 2010 resolution!
rottentomatoes 7
powa :D
AZMarine 0
Why didnt you say go make me a sandwich or have break-up sex?!?!
urdirtyolduncle 15
what a bitch!
fakeaccountX 6
Next New Years, stab her as the clock strikes midnight.
knockknock_fml 0
she must be cheating on you ... mostly guilty feeling makes girls do that ... like turning down emotional advances while they are seeing somebody else behind the boy friend's back.
suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0
date her best friend
iamthellamaking 0
that's bitchy
biebette16 0
no it was her 2009 resolution....!
IcyHell 0
happy new year?
singer4life666 0
Well it's a new year. Start fresh perhaps? That does suck though haha.
gobluemegan 1
that would suck, fyl
Nikki_ASW 0
Sorry OP, but it's a new year get a better girlfriend!(:
taniaaaaa 0
Lols Hello there fellow newbie ^_^ OP stands for original poster, I asked the same question yesterday hahahaha ! :) HAPPY NEW YEAR !
Arschloch04 0
73, Your name terrifies me.
BlahLand 0
i agree thats soooo disguisting ....
supertacowaffle 41
lmao this made me laugh
mercedes3210 6
new year=new girlfriend!
flammenhund 4
I'd date men after a stunt like that.
Cass3m0 0
Queer has a look? I didn't know.
Brittneyyyy 7
Wow good timing, huh? That sucks :(
QueenChristy 6
8h comment! Lol but dag that was a bad hit
theten_fml 9
you should of put your hand over her mouth so couldn't break up with you.
FYLDeep 26
I hope her resolution wasn't to quit being a bitch. That would be the quickest resolution failure of all time.