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ButILiveHere Voerendaal, Netherlands

Today, I was stopped by a cop whilst opening my front door. Apparently my house has been under investigation for being abandoned and a possible drug lab. I live alone with my cats. I knew it was sad, not that it was suspicious. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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It might be the smell. You might want to re-home a couple cats.

You were illegally growing catnip, weren't you?

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It might be the smell. You might want to re-home a couple cats.

All two of them? Never!

You were illegally growing catnip, weren't you?

PenguinPal3017 19

Sounds like it's time to mow the lawn and apply a fresh coat of paint.

whiskey'swino 15

So the lonely cat lady is just a front? Interesting.

I need more details

Maybe if you kept the litter boxes clean, it wouldn’t smell like a meth lab.