Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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IcyHell 0
happy new year?
mercedes3210 6
new year=new girlfriend!
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fthku 13
In relationships, people often wait for the "appropriate" time to break up, though really just working up the courage to do it. When finally they do it, it's usually the worst time. BUT, in this specific case, she is a pretty big bitch.
hideyoself 4
You should've dick slapped the bitch and make out with another chick, the perfect break-up!
fricknugget 3
put ur had over her mouth. and pile drive her face xP
Sherry1119 0
may be she want to give you a surpise
Cass3m0 0
I think that's just assault?
Cass3m0 0
Well, OP. She's clearly a bitch with bad timing. Happy New Year. :D
frear 0
OP=0 GF=1
RinaRina 9
Ex Girlfriend nau ^^
wriptidez 0
its ok u will find someone else eventually
taniaaaaa 0
OHMYGOODNESS ! :( that's not a very happy start for your new year, love . :( Oh wells, you'll meet someone even better, I'm sure of it
DocBastard 40
Sad New Year just doesn't have the same zing.