Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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IcyHell 0
happy new year?
mercedes3210 6
new year=new girlfriend!
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Comments (121)
SDMF 0
Bitch
Kukakuka 0
Ouch that majorly sucks at least u don't have to deal with her anymore... What a bitch....
emo_devon 11
you're better off without her OP..............I don't know how anyone would actually want to do that to someone they were with.........oh well. Hang out with your friends for a while and hopefully you have a better gf this year
JuuuusssstFML 0
yer pretty... not to be creepy or anything ( ;
emo_devon 11
aw thanks
JuuuusssstFML 0
:)
DakotaCat 4
New years resolution.. Date someone with a heart
johnnie254 7
that was fake
samantha_142 0
Ouch... She doesn't deserve you if she's going to treat you that way. Find someone better.
bigjohnson101 0
you too ;(
george_allee 0
that sucks. haha
primitivx 0
i don't believe your story
evilcartman 0
what a *****