Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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IcyHell 0
happy new year?
mercedes3210 6
new year=new girlfriend!
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Comments (121)
Inquisitor777 0
I was lucky enough to get that kiss with my gf, fyl op
floppycow 0
you punched her in the neck right?
tweet456 0
only one thing it cause "bad breath"
stevenmx86 8
That's pretty funny... She sounds like a sociopath though... And like she plans things out to be dramatic..
wwerulez14 6
I was thinking the same thing. That's obviously not a spur of the moment, decision. She's obviously been planning that for at least a litte while. And such a messed up thing to do... I say be glad she's gone. Anyone who considers THAT to be a good way to break-up with someone, obviously isn't a person you should date. And Happy New Year.
iloveloosy12 0
aw dude she planned that
stonergirl411 0
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Xxxhellishxxx 0
woah, I can spell desperation, can you?
jess295 0
ouch ionize ouch
xIshtar 0
what a bitch, she sooooo planned that
mandypandypants 4
Should have thrown up on her. You woulda felt a lot better.