Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, the snowplow truck backed into my truck. The window got smashed out, and the door is wrecked. The guy was a scumbag and just left. I didn’t realize he'd hit the truck until hours later. So there’s one inch of snow inside my truck, not to mention that it isn’t driveable. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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manic_maniac11 13
He ate in your car....thats a little weird Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."
happyhak 5
If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...
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Comments (78)
c0nfuzzled 0
first!!!
c0nfuzzled 0
no one cares...
mind_geek 15
What a d-bag. Karma will get him eventually. I. e. Being 'Bubba' in prison as someones 'girlfriend'.
gojira666 7
Subway is amazing. But ya....FYL
max_wilder 9
Stupid idiot?
stro88 6
Maybe it was an advertisement from subway lol. Like how they drop brands in movies?
ed11 1
Do some CSI shit nd analyze fingerprints/ saliva from the subway wrapper and catch the crook !
lionandthelamb61 9
Exactly, although I wouldn't call it karma. People that dumb don't stay free for long. My boyfriend has had his car broken into twice; the first time the guy did the same thing and unsuccessfully tried to pry the stereo from the dash, rendering it useless and ultimately leaving with little more than some change and some pens from his work apron. The second time, the guy succeded but shortly after posted the stereo on craigslist, where my boyfriend found it and arranged to meet him at his house where a few cop were waiting to arrest him. Don't worry OP, he'll get his, it's just a matter of when, not if.
FarSide 23
Karma schmarma. It is called auto insurance.
n_epic_fail 14
well u have the truck right?? no FML karma will do it's job.
hisgirlherboy 5
stupid idiot is kinda redundant
happyhak 5
If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...
leadman1989 16
Go, tell that to wall street, I'm sure they'll feel really moronic with their plundered billions.
manic_maniac11 13
He ate in your car....thats a little weird Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."
sandyandellie 5
" well I'm already here so might as well eat my sandwich now."
jdawg2010 0
"well that was hard. maybe i'll eat a sandwich now." the hell.?
denvan 0
Selfish punk didn't share his sub
lolololer 8
and he had a freaking footlong too. smh -_-
ciarafox9 9
At least He didn't take your radio
ramboman19 8
I got food poisoning way bad from Subway. Maybe wish the same on him??? Lol. Nahhh I wouldn't wish that on anyone. That sucks about your dash. At least the thief didn't get a hold of your radio lol. FYL
itsalanis 25
lol fail burglar.
onefinemess 11
Subway rob fresh.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Op's face this morning is clearly in tune with my picture.
aFatFuck 0
And the thief's face is clearly in tune with my picture
tj4234 36
hand the subway wrapper to the police to check for fingerprints.