Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Karen
Sleep well?
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Anonymous
Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
Anonymous
State College, United States
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
BK2017
Orlando, United States
Stressed out
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
targetlove
Australia
Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Ouchies
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Sting
Manassas, United States
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.
reapfml 0
ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed
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skate4life753 0
Find where the wasp lives, wait for it to take a bath, then give it a swift kick to the nuts, it'll teach it to ever sting you again.
flomike56 0
oh shit that sucks
TanyaTwoTits 0
IDK any girl that would be impressed by large balls. They aren't the object of interest. They are pretty damn nasty actually.
valdancer99 0
thats why wasps serve nothing in this world...
birdfreak 24
wat type of dude takes a nice hot relaxing bath?
ofwglui 0
do you not submerge your nuts underwater or what??
ofwglui 0
do you not submerge your nuts underwater or what??
littlelia 22
I could make them feel better;) Jk!
urmomshouse 0
Its 2012. Does it still hurt?
jtrem12389 1
In a situation like this, milk it. Walk on the beach in a Speedo, if the rest of your body isn't bad, if your nuts swell up.