Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Karen
Sleep well?
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Anonymous
Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
Anonymous
State College, United States
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
BK2017
Orlando, United States
Stressed out
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
targetlove
Australia
Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Ouchies
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Sting
Manassas, United States
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.
reapfml 0
ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed
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cphere92 0
>.< hellooooo swelling
huskycheer2015 0
Haha best FML I have read so far. At least the swelling would be a bonus, its bigger now ;)
makaylax3 0
YDI for being gay and taking a bath, im a girl and i dont even do that!!!!!
FTL1234567890 0
im sorry for your loss
LilDewd 0
Wow, that's weird! I told the exact same story and got rejected by someone moderating the FML's. I wonder who that could have been! Use your OWN story next time!
Tonisha123 0
FAKE, Unless it's a magical swimming waspe
joemk2012 0
Yeah, that always ruins my day. But these things happen. You're sitting there, butt naked, balls floating carelessly in the warm water, and out of the silence comes a kamikazi wasp and it divebombs your U boats.
lilmikegkb 0
so no one noticed that it's almost the 1st of December. I have not seen a bee since September. fail. plus he was taking a bath
pegasus77 0
Do you live in California? It might still be warm there
containsnosoy 0
Yeah, I actually saw a few yesterday, but ditto on the taking a bath part.
LilDewd 0
Actually, I have seen some wasps inside my house. Duno how, but they are there and I live in Tennessee.
frankgrimes 4
hahah thats just hillarious. but ydi for swimming naked by yourself
frankgrimes 4
oh shitt i thought he said pool. hahah im f***ed up