Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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ninjaniki 0
I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually
nicesprites 4
Can't say you didn't ask for it.
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Comments (118)
stormchaser24 24
So why did you leave you nice sweather in the bathroom?
ElhonnaDS 10
I think it's disgusting that she did that, but I also think what you did was pretty obnoxious, so I'm going to say you earned this one.
luvscomplic8ed 6
Ahahahaha winning. Sorry about your sweater though...
little_one 20
Roommate " oh this cashmere feels like heaven on my cooch... Hey what's this red dot?" *throws it grabs a hand towel*
skyeyez9 25
You definately deserved it. Because I have a feeling you were not about to relent and give her a roll of toilet paper to wipe with and expected her to finish without wiping.
linkinpark98 24
How is removing all the toilet paper from a bathroom a prank anyways? Sounds more like torture.
ICastillo 25
That's what you get for being an asshole.
lovepandorasaver 11
Atleast you know that they are the better prankster now.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You had that coming.
Jasonf6 0
Haha, that'll learn ya