Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
ninjaniki 0
I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually
nicesprites 4
Can't say you didn't ask for it.
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Comments (118)
C25_fml 4
Your roommate is ... a b****, sorry but seriously ?! That was a just a stupid prank, and what she did is just disgusting. F*** your life, OP, I don't think you deserved it.
Linkerdoodles 15
It's the Internet, you can swear.
GoldenGrizzly 7
She isn't a bitch. There was nothing to wipe with. All of us are pretty much brainwashed that it is dirty and gross not to wipe. If Op was laughing outside the door while she begged for paper (especially in a place she pays to live, probably paid for the paper) then I would have wiped with the person's sweater too.
HerrBawl 4
I think OP completely deserved what she got, but if you have no TP you can always take a shower and rinse yourself
GoldenGrizzly 7
But why should the girl have to when there would have been toilet paper had Op not stolen it?
stevenmx86 8
You absolutely deserved it... What a dumb, childish prank...
rubberduckie94 13
Wow if my roommates when I was younger got back at me like that for pranks I would probably be dead. I have never had a cashmere sweater, never saw the point of spending that much money on one. But she should have used just one of your socks or something that would have been equal payback.
calliefornia2 3
She was right, that is funny!
new_Combray 4
Seems to be deserved...
CanadianCutie22 16
things will always bite you in the ass !
civets165 6
Completely deserved... but what did she do that was so bad you needed to try and prank her?
perdix 31
What an asshole! An elegantly-cleaned asshole, but an asshole nevertheless. First rule of pranking: Cover you ass so your victim can't get instant revenge.
monique8axel 6
Idc that's still ****** up... You don't wipe your ass with someone else's stuff
XRaYKaT 3
At least you didn't hide the tampons. Who knows what possession of yours would've fallen prey to that bloody mess.