Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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ninjaniki 0
I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually
nicesprites 4
Can't say you didn't ask for it.
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Comments (118)
hhart90207 0
ydi for leaving your sweater in the bathroom!
p3mguin 7
Yeah I don't think she deserves it what so ever for the prank. But for leaving the sweater. God people a prank is a prank, jeez.
loccsta83 5
Yup she knew what you did so u deserve it .
reddudeover 2
17 - How do we know the roomate knew? Some people are just gross.
PrincessPesa 20
You deeeeeeeply deserved this. Are you new to playing pranks or living with others or...?! There are no excuses for this fool-assery of yours. Start shopping at secondhand stores and save yourself the anguish of further poop-badges on prized clothing items, Ditzy McGee!
GoldenGrizzly 7
If i pay to live somewhere, the person I am living with better not be pulling pranks on me. I don't tolerate pranks with friends (unless they know my limits). I don't like them even if they are in good fun. It is disgusting to take the toilet paper away.
SCBeauty1983 0
"Here's your dry cleaning bill... Leave the toilet paper alone unless you want more of these!"
snowdust 2
What exactly were you expecting her to do..? You completely asked for this one.
kmt926 0
I'm pretty sure that's called karma... And I'm pretty sure I lol'd reading this.
Ugi 27
Well, if you're going to dish it out then you have to be able to take it! YDI with big brass knobs (and a cashmere sweater) on.
wowyo 0
Karma gets u back good
H00K_M 8
I hope she had gone #2. YDI.
Chey9777 0
#27 that is exactly what I was thinking!!!
kandi_kid69 15
OP, don't **** with someone's toilet paper. :)