LynnJ
Canada
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
motherdearest
United States
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Marie
Canada
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
amberrenee91
Ellwood City, United States
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Anonymous
Rahway, United States
Confused
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
what people do for money
Houston, United States
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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4NK8 0
shoulda bitch slaped him
Snow_Daisy 7
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm
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Comments (189)
kikiholt 0
Be proud of the pudge! Don't let the mooing morons get you down. Yay chubby people!
regenzie 0
Being chubby isn't necessarily healthy. Too much extra weight is un attractive too. The only reason we have fat people is because of people like you telling them it's okay. Fat people unite, right? You disgust me.
brieholt 0
ya ok your right it wouldn't hurt to go to the gym once and while but it doesn't mean that it's cool for people like you to use "chubby" people as cannon fodder for your cruel jokes and comments people like you are the reason that girls are now starving themselves so that they can be societies version of beautiful and just so you know chubby happens to just about everyone at one point or another so be prepared
kikiholt 0
Well, in about ten years I'll see your post on this site telling us all about how you got mooed at. Your fast metabolism won't last long, sweets.
rosemary_fml 5
oh ya? well you disgust Me.
kikiholt 0
I'm happy to hear that :D
lintek 0
a big F to th people that think that they're the shit coz they're skinny!
KurouTenshi 0
you should go visit the guy that has nothing but nutrisystem to eat! :D I'm sure he'll share!
PhattySaxx 0
and a likewise "big F" 2 the lazy fat people trying 2 make people feel sorry for them... buy a ****** bike...
swkisses5 0
lol so harsh lol but yea i don't feel bad for fat people
cazebragirl 0
I don't think they are asking for all out sympathy, just a little respect... you don't have to feel sorry for them but you shouldn't be cruel either
SirEmil 0
too funny
ROFLwafflePWN 0
haha^^
Clauds23 0
That was EPIC :D Although I do agree with #103, People are just so disrespectful, I hate to think of what this world full of immature idiots has become..
lecamshow 0
ydi go on a ******* diet
SettoFail 9
I do stuff like that to people at the mall and stuff, lol loooooose some weight is what he was tryin to say.
nobridgejustwate 0
omg leik, ai do thissssss to leik, people, at leik, tha mall and stuuuuuffffff :):):):) aren't I just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon fuuuunnnnyyyyy???
SettoFail 9
I didn't say 'like' once in my comment you dumb ****.
what_the_fail 0
haha 81 wins
Groucho_fml 5
actually you did say "like"... just sayin'
JF4509 0
YDI for being fat
CallMeHush 1
One of the guys was part cow? You must have had some hay in your back pocket or he wanted you to milk him.
pancaken00b 4
haha she should have walked over, pet him, and coo'd "pretty cow"
summerloolooloo 0
So... do you have an udder? If not, don't let those idiots get to you.
Gaymee 0
Fat people need lovin too :( but the big bitchs gotta pay! :O Kidding. **** them, it's just immature pricks doing what they do best.
emjoy 0
Sadly some people feel 'tough' in groups. Shame on them. That sucks