Today, after 5 years, an engagement, and me being 5 months pregnant, my boyfriend downloaded Tinder again. 2020 is really great. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke things off saying he couldn't handle being in a relationship after the death of his brother, I found out that he's back on Tinder not even three weeks after the break up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Today, I found out that I’m pregnant even though I've had the implant for a couple of years. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that I got knocked up after only seeing the guy for a few weeks, or the fact that I had a boyfriend for five years and it never happened. The new guy thinks I lied and bailed. FML
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ojoRojo 27
Throw the whole boyfriend/fiancé away. You deserve better!
Yudith 28
Don't worry; every girl he meets will cancel their date because of the Coronavirus.
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Comments (11)
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
You should download it and let him fall in love with you all over again ... if he doesn't then you'll know
Susan Yee 9
Engagement shouldn’t be longer than 1 year.
Marcella1016 32
She’s saying they are engaged now but have been together for 5 years. Nothing about how long they’ve been engaged. I didn’t know the one year rule though. I was thinking more like 1-2 years seems reasonable. More than that seems too long.
ojoRojo 27
There are no rules about length of engagement.
Nicolette Carpenter 5
Okay, boomer. What did you do meet someone and marry them 2 weeks later?
RichardPencil 32
I hope you're being sarcastic! You have all that bullshit AND no March Madness. What the hell?!?!
Itsheragain 9
download it. send him a dirty message and say "whoops wrong person"
ojoRojo 27
Throw the whole boyfriend/fiancé away. You deserve better!
Yudith 28
Don't worry; every girl he meets will cancel their date because of the Coronavirus.
WistayShlaio82 13
I’m noticing a trend, people on here have terrible taste in partners.
sickerthanyou 13
So why can’t you?, tons of guys into pregnant chicks