LynnJ
Canada
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
motherdearest
United States
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Marie
Canada
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
amberrenee91
Ellwood City, United States
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Anonymous
Rahway, United States
Confused
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
what people do for money
Houston, United States
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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4NK8 0
shoulda bitch slaped him
Snow_Daisy 7
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm
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swimspy 3
mooed or mooned??
perdix 31
Here in Texas, that has a whole 'nother meaning! Everywhere else, you might have thought he was calling you a fat cow, but here's he would be saying that you are prime beef and he'd like to mount you and make veal with you! ;) So if you don't appreciate the cattle references up in Canada, come on down to Texas where we have plenty of room of a fine heifer like yourself.
KurouTenshi 0
LMAO Perdix, took you a second try xD but this wins. And I, being from Texas also, enjoy this comment all that much more xD Thank you, sir, for making my day! MOOOO!!!!
perdix 31
Thanks, but I hope by all that is good and holy, you didn't give me THAT Texas moo!
The_DOOD 0
What's wrong with being a cow? Cows are cute. Cow-size humans are gross, terrible people though.
zeon_x 0
Maybe he just wanted to lick your chops. BOWCHICKAWOWWOW!
ipwnallmen 10
50 wins. 'Nuff said. OP, look at their feet, then walk away laughing, after keeping eye contack for a good 8 seconds. :D
mj2123 0
If you think anything over 135 lbs is fat, you have a really screwed up perception of normal.
Batman4890 0
wtf thats not fat! your an idiot
rhub 0
is this snooki?
what_the_fail 0
win! ^
Deemon_Cat 0
Man, what douche bags. What #50 said...that's what you should've done indeed.
gabbysmella 0
It's not always fat peoples' fault that they're fat. Some fat people, like myself, eat healthy and exercise all the time, but we just don't have a good metabolism. I've been eating healthy all my life because my mom had gestational diabetes when she was pregnant w/me, and I got exercise all the time because growing up on a farm you do a lot of work. So FYL if you eat healthy, but YDI if you don't. I would've went and kicked them in the balls.