Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Confused
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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4NK8 0
shoulda bitch slaped him
Snow_Daisy 7
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm
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Comments (189)
musicmaniac925 0
lmao #25 that was the best comment ever!!! lol
cocky 0
then you know what to do. get unfat. you lazy, chunky bitch.
swkisses5 0
lmfao i just told this comment to everyone i work with in the ER lmfao
Batman4890 0
yes that makes sense do us a favour and get bent... yeah i don't really see how that helps? care to explain?
nobridgejustwate 0
"get bent" is a phrase used interchangeably with "**** off".
swkisses5 0
oh wow is that how they do in Canada lmfao that is so wrong of him and #39 that is so wrong (funny as hell tho lmmfao) i cannot stop laughing lolololololololololololol
0darkfire0 0
did you turn to them and rawr? you should have
commonsensex 0
Wow. That was really uncalled for.
01oo001 0
@25-lmao @33 not from me ;) @OP HAHAHAHAHA
Snow_Daisy 7
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm
nadsm 0
win.
bellsforher_ 0
50 FTW.
cozcat 0
Your life is average.
TheLetterZero 7
Who cares!? The OP is just whining like a baby. If you're going to cry from one little sound coming from a random stranger, then do so in your little emo corner. YDI for overreacting.
AlterEggo 0
YDI OP for being fat. If it bother you what others think, lose weight. Geeze.