Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Confused
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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4NK8 0
shoulda bitch slaped him
Snow_Daisy 7
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm
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Comments (189)
screaming_beauty 0
that's messed up. and for all the other people who thinks this is funny or that she deserved this have no clue about her circumstances. She could not even be heavy and the guy was just being a jerk. Or if she is heavy, she could have some kind of disease that she has no control over that makes it nearly impossible for her to look the so called "normal" that society sets on the world. Either way, its not our place to be judging her so harshly and making her life worse.
AnnaBanana223 0
this made me laugh so hard. not really an fyl, but definitely worth reading (:
Ihatefakefmls 2
YDI for being fat. Perhaps this will allow you to reflect upon your life, and make a difference. And before anyone responds with the "real women have curves" rubbish, i'd like to point out: Curves =/= balloons of fat.
Thisbe_fml 0
Actually, real women were not put on this earth for the sole purpose of looking attractive to you, so whether or not strangers are fat is none of your business. They don't need a lecture about how much they need to reflect on their lives, or whatever. There are only two reasons why other people's weight could possibly affect you at all: 1. You're concerned that overweight people might be unhealthy 2. You're a shallow prick that hates looking at fat women Whatever category you belong in, a stranger's weight is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. (1) You are not that person's doctor, and (2) the world does not revolve around you. Other people do not exist for the purpose of pleasing your aesthetic sensibilities. OP: I hope you told that guy to **** OFF.
expen_dable 0
I love how you tell this guy that he doesn't need to give people lectures on how they need to reflect on their lives and then you basically do that.
ccc01 1
Moo
samantha_durano 6
how is this an fml?
genungapearl 0
"YDI for being fat," bla bla bla. Whether or not the OP in in fact overweight is irrelevant, its called MANNERS, people, its called ETIQUETTE. You wouldn't want someone pointing out what you perceived to be your physical flaws, so why would you do it somebody else? The man sounds like he's 10, and even a ten year old should get punished for this idiocy.
Fully_fml 0
YDI for being FAT!! Go eat some twinkies.
allysgotstyle 0
You ******* troll.
ateyourturtle 0
YDI for being such a fat human... diet amd exercise mcfatty briches...
iWanna_fml 0
LOL. omg that's really effed up :/ i'm sorry
pumpkin_cat 0
People are awful. I don't know if you actually are overweight or not--it doesn't really matter. But if you have a problem with compulsive overeating, there is hope. Overeaters Anonymous is free and non-judgmental. You can go to www.oa.org to find a meeting near you.