Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Confused
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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4NK8 0
shoulda bitch slaped him
Snow_Daisy 7
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm
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Comments (189)
NoteMyGrin 0
Hah, 124, though I agree with 118 to some extent, that is a very good point. (;
Thisbe_fml 0
um seriously? Fat people don't need to be told to reflect on their fat problem because that is a personal matter. However, a person that vents an opinion on a public forum invites comments and criticism because that's what a public forum is for: discussion. But being fat in public is not an open invitation for rude comments. Just like anyone else, fat people are entitled to go about their daily lives without being harassed by strangers. Also: just because something is true for one class of people doesn't mean its automatically true for another. Be smart, kids.
WhoDatNation96 0
Was he black,white,and fat?
nobridgejustwate 0
I believe you mean "black and white and fat all over". And that's some chubby penguin, not the jerk we're currently talking about.
Riyu55 0
look on the bright side...he was probably using a mating call :)
Senken 0
whats wrong with having big breast? I love big breast. ;D
joesuperman 0
now whos fault is it that that happened?...fatty
clahdupe 0
IT'S OK I'M A FAT BITCH TOO FATTYYY PRIDE MOTHA FUCKAZ!
thatluizkid 2
that's quite ****** up but I legit laughed at the image of someone getting mooed at lol
nobridgejustwate 0
Nope. I'm a cheerleader, I'm muscular, I have a really nice body (if I say so myself) and I exercise daily. I eat healthy and I try to maintain a healthy lifestyle. I'm 131 lbs. I guess muscle weighs more than fat, eh? :) you're not alone.
julia7 0
aw I'm sorry. thts so rude.
xxkerry 0
rude people nowadays.