Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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jkmartinjk 16
Maybe its a club for ugly people OP!
Welshite 40
You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.
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Comments (62)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Why would this even upset you? If you wanted a leaflet that badly, you could always go up to her and, I don't know, ASK.
NichEzec 4
perhaps you dont look like you need it. the leaflets.
Epikouros 32
If you're that desperate, maybe you could pick up a leaflet that someone threw on the ground. Finders creepers, I mean keepers.
friedbunnies 9
So let me get this straight, you walked past a girl giving out flyers (that most people use to sweep up garbage if they don't toss them before they get home) THREE times just to see if she would give you a *free* pamphlet?
154rct 7
"When people hand me flyers, it's like they're saying,'Here, you throw this away."--Mitch Hedberg
nevergiveinever 19
She might have actually been avoiding you because she thought you were cute and didn't want to embarrass herself in some way. Or she just didn't see you. Or something. It's always something...
circlelranch69 1
Ok bro you have that im a broke asshole look. The vibes your sending out, hell how many times did you stalk I mean walk by
cho_bee 9
Perhaps she wants to hookup with the balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid...
Poro_fml 12
Just ask next time. :P
laurellkawes 31
Why don't you just ask her for one? Problem solved