Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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Top comments
jkmartinjk 16
Maybe its a club for ugly people OP!
Welshite 40
You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.
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Comments (62)
darkmis1 18
So you were so obsessed with what a stranger thought of you that you walked past her 4 times just to try to get her to notice you?
darkmis1 18
Sorry - three times. Still two too many.
chocolatefrog28 29
Had you been interested enough to walk by oh, three times or so, it would have been easier to walk up and ask her for a flier rather than complain about it to the rest of the internet.
kasmol 16
Maybe she wondered why you repeatedly walked past while staring at her. Be glad she didn't call the cops and report you as a stalker. YDI
Landowner 8
Maybe you just don't look 18 or whatever the drinking age is there
ghil15 8
let me guess maybe u look like a homeless with no money try to suit up sometimes so they can notice u..
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
I honestly don't understand this FML
VictorianBabe 8
Why the hell were you walking back and forth
Siererrr 13
maybe she wanted your attention?
awkwardloveannie 28
maybe she thinks you're to good for it that you being there will ruin chances for all other males or she wants to save you one to write her number on it, be optimistic
asherm 15
Maybe she thought you were better looking than her and didn't want competition for the men in the club. :). ....or it was a gentleman's night club, though disturbing that she gave leaflet to pre-teen
asherm 15
Oops my bad, just realized OP is male..... Disregard! Ok you'd think she'd want more business for the club
Epikouros 32
No need to apologize, it's funny because OP is male.