Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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Top comments
jkmartinjk 16
Maybe its a club for ugly people OP!
Welshite 40
You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.
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Comments (62)
odamaliekh 26
Wait, do you want people to give you leaflets?
chuggaa11111111 3
Maybe she likes you o.O
pcgwm 13
maybe you just weren't good looking enough??
olpally 33
Be glad you didn't get one, those people are annoying anyways.
popcornluver 6
What does OP mean guys?
Feverrotes 15
Obsessive Person
Michael_92 20
Orlando Peeman
bandeek 30
Orgasmic penguin.
flockz 20
optimus prime.
SlapAndTickle 20
Obstructed Penis.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
truth::original poster
Wizardo 34
Should have took the hint after the second time but if you really wanted why didn't you just ask her for one, I'm pretty sure she wanted you to as well.
darkmis1 18
Exactly - I'd be a little weirded out if a guy just kept walking back and forth in front of me. Stalkerish behavior isn't very inviting.
worldclassrager 41
Follow someone who got one take down the information that's how you beat the system...
rivaraven 35
That desperate? You could have asked her for one.
perdix 31
Balding 40-year-old guys go to clubs and spend hundreds of dollars in a desperate attempt to get girls to sleep with them. Sometimes, it works;)
frod0 10
Sorry OP :( she's probably targeting certain people to hand them to. Don't let it get you down :)