Work: Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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Friday 11 June 2010 1:13

you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?

kalopadi 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:08

o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny

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soccerisbeast2 0

Friday 11 June 2010 7:28

32 is beautiful

smoknsandy 0

Friday 11 June 2010 7:37

you must have had a whale of a time! (sarcastically) =)

fcukb0o 0

Friday 11 June 2010 8:24

Go get'em COUGAR!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 11 June 2010 8:36

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm hot now. ;D

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 11 June 2010 8:39

Oh I'm sure he thought it was sexy.

nikogyn 5

Friday 11 June 2010 9:13

lmao at least he noticed you :p

unblue_x_skye 0

Friday 11 June 2010 9:20

who does a "sexy walk?" thats interesting.... :p

vickybaby_fml 0

Friday 11 June 2010 9:36

Next time don't try so hard... =P

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 11 June 2010 10:11

dating the boss's son is probably a terrible idea when it comes to your job, I think this was the world's way of telling you that.

terror_twins 0

Friday 11 June 2010 10:46

FAIL.

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