Work: Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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Friday 11 June 2010 1:13

you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?

kalopadi 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:08

o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny

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boopiie 3

Friday 11 June 2010 1:36

haha. that's funny

LOL_Noobs 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:37

Bosses son=5 years old. Bosses son=very sexy to a, what 21 year old.

aardvarkish 16

Friday 11 June 2010 1:45

Is that what it was? I thought you were just mad at your desk. Come on back in.

yoddaman 3

Friday 11 June 2010 1:45

wow that sucks. at least you got noticed

VeryNice329 0

Friday 11 June 2010 9:38

you look just like my friends x....creepy. you aren't from mass right???

Kadz184 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:45

YOU FAILED MISERABLY!!

ayodeji 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:46

is the desk ok ? haha

FCChelsea 3

Friday 11 June 2010 1:46

did you still get the son?

bubblezz0504 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:52

that poor desk :(

ArthurK 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:54

ROFL bitch u failed

RealStar 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:55

Lol I wud have plaid it off real cool

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