Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
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XxFallenbladexX 0
Oh the IRONY!
angela161033 5
irony at it's best!
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Comments (129)
nanners16 0
workers comp!
Colonel_256 0
That's amazing. I wanna see that
DocBastard 40
If you were American, you could sue and retire. Ah, well. Have a Molson and cheer up.
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Not to be the douche, but you knew there was a wet floor...be safe. :|
kieran247 0
ha how ironic! sorry to hear :(
Day_Dreams 0
Ironic much?
956TXking 0
★★★★☆
BabyDacey 0
lol you shouldve gotten there quicker....duh
Desuhhray 0
fakeeee
rainbowhobos 4
When irony and gravity join forces, shit happens. Nuff said.
sirfuzzitoes 0
that's goddamn ironic. .
hghiPigh 0
ydi for being a janitor
eatmyass900 0
14 ur a douche, obviously he didn't do it onpurpose... then u come in derpppp maybe u should be safe and not fall.... way to be captain obvious u dick head
ChocolateEclaire 0
Ti amo (Italian)
BabyDacey 0
do you know what that means I speak fluent Italian..
JohnGraveline 0
Ironic, and it's time to sue.
unilpentium 0
Finally, people are correctly using the word "ironic."
srunano 4
Lol at 106 and at 87 does it mean "I love you" I speak Spanish and it is basically almost spelled the same
Shookitup 0
so did you get the sign up? someone could fall ^.^
kfrizzle2 4
I like your hair #113 Kinda like you're snow covered =] In a good way lol (I like snow)
ixheartxyou 1
LOL oh the irony
te_amo_ily 0
LOL, good one
KiddNYC1O 22
je t'aime
Intoxicunt 6
Ich liebe dich.
te_amo_ily 0
huh
KiddNYC1O 22
aww lmao
bdrodd 0
'i love you' in French and German
KiddNYC1O 22
good job 25; you won an fml cookie
iluvcucumbers 0
i want a cookie too :(
KiddNYC1O 22
lol 36 whatchu got?
Geiko_fml 0
Просто используйте русский язык. Я люблю тебя!
te_amo_ily 0
te amo - i love you , in spanish (:
KiddNYC1O 22
yo te amo mucho! oh yeah
ARScratch 0
latin boy ooohhh yeeeaahh! hahaha :P
KiddNYC1O 22
what did 51 say?
te_amo_ily 0
bachari nu sumjh ne onthie
Geiko_fml 0
#64, I said it's simply better to speak in Russian, and said I love you in it. Not that I love you, though. Sowwwwy
KiddNYC1O 22
69- oohhh. and by all means, don't be sowwy lol
RedPillSucks 33
jIH muSHa' SoH (in Klingon)
duke_nukem_25299 0
I love you (english)
FreshSalad 1
I hate you
iluvcucumbers 0
bhebak (arabic) wa ay nee (chinese) kezi chat ge sirem (armenian) Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi (bengali) Obicham te (bulgarian) S'agapo (greek) i want my cookie hmph :(
sosoinlove09 0
LOL @ 76
sabatical 0
88 collect the whole set!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
" " (ASL-- and yes, I really signed it.)
marc33 0
би чамд хайртай.. монголоор..! bi chamf hairtai- Mongolian ;)
Geiko_fml 0
#88 No cookie for you. Sowwies. I don't think it can go through the computer. D:
kfrizzle2 4
ILY (Lazy people)
iazy9 14
ech lebe ech du it what my mom taught me is i love you in germen
kosh_bl_k 0
#51 русских в комментах больше нет? :(
Galex7471 4
Back when I worked at McDonalds I had these sneakers that were slip-resistant both for wet and greasy floors. They cost ~$20 at payless and really helped. Something like that might be a good investment in the future.
XxFallenbladexX 0
Ohhh I IRONY!
Fall3nAngel 23
Oh sweet, sweet irony.
3mi1y_ 16
The irony of this makes me lol..
debbtennis 0
hahah ydi, for working somewhere cheap ;) haha. jk. maybe its karma? anyways i would pay to see that hahaha.
XxFallenbladexX 0
Oh the IRONY!
sdman923 0
How badly sprained? If you can't work, then you should at least be eligible for workers compensation. Regardless, that sucks. FYL.
awhsum 0
wow -_-
Ragnir 0
OP you should give me your address to I can mail you a slip n slide, apparently you'd be quite good at it.
Ragnir 0
So* I can mail you a slip n slide