Anonymous
Australia
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
buttercup92
San Antonio, United States
The passenger
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
spiderlady
United States
Tasty
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
abigiggles
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
pinkXpress1023
United Kingdom
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Chance encounter
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
ohmy
Canada
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML
Man vs. Spider
United States
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML
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markrs 0
The itsy bisty lady walked into the spider's web. Panic panic panic, now the lady's dead.
CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0
Don't worry if that's the case spiderman should be near
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Comments (90)
Calyx_fml 22
Generally, spiders that are poisonous enough to harm humans do not build high webs. High webs are for catching tiny bugs so powerful poison is unnecessary. It's the ones that live on the ground and kill frogs and mice that you have to worry about.
yousself23 0
That is weird... But how is that a fml?
docscientist 10
I don't see how you dont deserve this for panicking and waking into traffic.
KiddNYC1O 22
Like a boss, op. Like a boss.
JD18 0
Just play frogger :)
ElementalDragon 2
Sounds odd for everyone to say they "walked into oncoming traffic". That would imply that you were walking down the street WITH traffic when you ran into said web, and ran off into the other lane.
djsamixin 3
#73 they could of been walking against traffic. Damn, I need to stop correcting people. Goodnight. lol
Superllama12 11
Wow, that really sucks, spiderwebs are awful!
Bluemonster3 26
Now I am going to have nightmares about spiders :(
Danielt104 6
Next time, don't piss off Spiderman.
RiahFaye 8
I thought 'if you got it, flaunt it' was a joke . . . Hahaha. Just kidding :P