Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
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Top comments
MolesterStallone 13
Sounds like he was doing his own performance assessment!
Icejza_DaChilla 7
*sniff sniff* What's that smell..? It smells like blackmail to me!
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Comments (172)
Enslaved 38
Talk him into giving you a "semi"annual assessment from now on. This way you'll be able to get a raise every 6months due to your performance.(:
Welshite 40
Act like nothing is wrong while making subtle insinuations that you saw him. Make him nervous enough with the thought that you'll spread rumors...instant raise. Or instant termination. But you've got to hope for the best!
mommy_me 4
Ew, Sucks for you! FLY i Wouldn't Be Able To Look At Him For At Least A Week
DracoSpirita 21
I can't even look at all those caps.
I_lost_the_game 25
FLY? Your suggestion to OP is that he should sprout wings and flap off?
BatemanFML 0
40- I'm sure it's just a book title he was referencing.
on_the_flip_side 0
Oh gosh. All the caps... It's so difficult to read with all the improper grammar.
dog1999 2
Looks like someone's getting a raise
olpally 33
Herbert the pervert is ridickulous...
Everclear92 2
awkward.....
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
The question is, what did his boss do when he walked in?
Dracoboxer357 36
45- Looked him dead in the eyes and finished....like a boss. :p (Sorry but it was the only time that saying seemed to finally fit!) ;P
supportcommand 17
O.P. walks in. Boss turns around without even slowing down says "oh hey, just rubbin' one out, see you in my office in five. Finishes. Zips up and walks out.
klovemachine 24
55 and 115 with winning comments :)
klx125cross 9
That's sick
theluckyones 10
Completely off topic..I love your profile pic. Nice to know their are other Blink fans out there!!(:
BlueHairKid 11
well thats got to be awkward :s
BlueHairKid 11
oh myy hahahha