Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
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Top comments
SystemofaBlink41 27
*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."
DBudders 15
The real question is, did he see that you saw him?
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Comments (47)
idefka 34
First comment.
DBudders 15
The real question is, did he see that you saw him?
ohSNAPyall 27
You'll know he saw if he sends you a memo about your TP report.
SystemofaBlink41 27
*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."
ionab101 21
Sounds like urine a difficult position
allforfun 23
Bahahahhaa
juicy_extasy 25
That's an image I wish I could unsee. FYL OP
areid2000 13
Imagine how bad it was for OP
Lalala579121 28
You wish you could unsee the image of text on a page?
SecundusSecunda 27
The real question is, did you walk back out or did you start peeing next to him, OP?
juturnaamo 29
He took the urinal directly next to him, and dropped his pants, too.
NotGabe 28
*takes picture* "I'd like a raise, please. :D"
ciammmm 11
Yeah that is probably blackmail and sexual harassment. hahahahaha.
Ladisa 28
Since he's already exposed like that, pee on him to show dominance.
FuckThisLogin 32
Gotta get his scent first though ?
dakotaabriannee 14
There's some things you wish you could just un-see. Sorry OP.
redhead_sprhro 10
Gotta slap that ass and say good work today!
umreally 3
Bahahahaa!!