Health, Weird and NSFW: Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking...

Anonymous 29 December 2016, 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

wtf 30 January 2015, 09:00 Dearborn, United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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HaleyIsabelle This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff France

Ew, dude

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Anonymous 27 August 2026, 00:00 United Kingdom

Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML

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mustache girl 27 May 2013, 23:10 Magog, Canada

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Anonymous 11 June 2009, 13:24 Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Qwerty 28 June 2011, 16:10 Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Anonymous 10 October 2010, 09:05 United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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what is wrong with people 18 September 2025, 09:00

Collector's delight

Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML

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Anonymous 8 February 2010, 06:58 United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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curlyisnogood 10 January 2011, 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Laphog 17

4 January 2017, 03:10

**** the couch/ chair's life that he sat on top of while doing that. Seriously , the LIVING ROOM?!

WeirdUS 30

31 December 2016, 20:16

I look forward to the inevitable FML of the boyfriend posting about how much it hurt to yank out ball hairs with tweezers. Use rubbing alcohol the sterilize the tweezers and then open up a bottle of your favorite whiskey to use for brain bleach.

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Comments (25)

spoon69x 5

4 January 2017, 06:30

Unless he has some sort of medical condition, I don't see a problem.... I am pretty sure his balls have touched things closer to you than your tweezers....

cathartes_fml 1

4 January 2017, 16:09

And then you gave him a cockeyed glare?

korylabauve79 4

4 January 2017, 19:05

come on now, I'm sure you've already had a few of those on your face, and probably In your teeth. I don't see the issue here.

Colon_Man 17

4 January 2017, 19:44

I don't know what's worse; this, or catching your wife using the kitchen scissors to dig mud out of her shoe treads and then putting them back into the knife block.

MsStimmer 0

4 January 2017, 20:43

I hope for your relationship that you guys go down on each other every now and then. And everyone responding to throw out the couch, did you never have sex on your living room couch. When you have had genitals in your mouth and his/your bum on the couch before, how is this an FML? Id find this hilarious!