Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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Quest_ 13
YDI for even entertaining the idea that an epilator would give you a nice, tidy brow line. Or that it'd be safe to use so close to your eyes, eyelashes, and such thin, delicate skin.
yourlifesfucked 0
Flawless victory. OP wins at writing FMLs.
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Comments (76)
duhhkotuhh107 0
hahahahahh!
IHateThinkingOfA 0
lmao pwned
sammy432 0
BAAHAHAHAHA. u must have some sick brows Now ;)
Mylifeskool 0
lesson learned?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Am I the only one who had to look up epilator? I feel stupid now. FTCB.
pinkpillowz 0
don't feel stupid, I didn't know what it was either!:)
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
31, I had to, too. I still don't fully understand the eyebrow comeover, but oh well.
boatkicker 5
I looked it up too.
jade567 0
OMG! You met Andy Six? Luckyyyyyyyyy!!!!
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
56-I hung out with him for three hours. XD
jade567 0
59- I'd killlllll to just meet him.. and Sandra! :D
yourlifesfucked 0
Flawless victory. OP wins at writing FMLs.
tannarox 0
lmao
rottentomatoes 7
haha, indeed!!
Icyyy 0
Exactly what I was thinking!
FantasticFin 0
hah! I moderated this!
DocBastard 40
Sorry, pen. There are others who moderate. I'm afraid you are not the only one. I'm sure this is a crushing blow, but I'm sure you will recover after years of therapy and intensive drug treatment.
sourgirl101 29
Drug treatment? Pen, looks like you will finally have an excuse for drinking that "special" tea you've been brewing. Orders from a Doc. (Btw DocBastard, cute little girl. Does this mean you've found the 6 fingered man?)(:
MAGNAVOX 0
Hey everyone, I moderated this! Can I have a cookie?
iRyanJr 0
NO COOKIES FOR ANYONE! Only carrots and apples. (:
5t3ff1k4h 47
Can... can I... have some tea? :)
DocBastard 40
Pen, it's the drug therapy that's intensive rather than the drugs themselves. I'll fax the Rx right over. I may screw it up since I am merely a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. Sourgirl- thanks. That's my little pride and joy. She just turned 4. Inigo went off with Fezzik, Westley, and Buttercup to live happily ever after. Steff, you may have some tea only if you brought something else to share with the group. Like Reese's Pieces. Mmmmm...
5t3ff1k4h 47
I have... cheese... Does cheese work? Everyone likes cheese...
sourgirl101 29
Cheese makes you have wet dreams about sex with rubber duckies.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Well, it's a good thing I'm lactose intolerant. Does anyone else want cheese? There's plenty here...
sourgirl101 29
Steff, hell ya! After that tea, all cheeses are sounding yummy. But please, no cheese for Pendatik. He may want to use my adjustable shower head and my scented body oils again. Don't think I don't keep track.
5t3ff1k4h 47
He's already stolen my cheese. >< I can't find it anywhere. :(
w2z1 0
Still better than a combover, lol.
Danny300 0
Wow! Your life is definitely F'ed now!!!
DjeePee 25
Wrong thought. Duuh.
Quags377 0
FYL lol sorry
Person1233 13
OP, are you under the impression that people care what your eyebrows look like? If so, FYL.
FYLDeep 26
Trying to fix the unibrow, eh?
flashback.miss 28
lol , and OP.... dont worry.. time will fix it hopefuly... :D
Filitov 0
Just shave 'em off entirely and give people the evil eye if they stare. They'll grow back eventually.