Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was making a TikTok in the bathroom mirror. Right as I was finishing up, my little brother burst in, shouted, "That's going on YouTube!" and ran off. Guess what he did five minutes later? FML.
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
next time just go take a shit in her garbage can in her room to teach her a lesson 😂
randybryant799 21
I always wonder why people don't just go outside. But I'm in the country.
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Charlie Given 28
next time just go take a shit in her garbage can in her room to teach her a lesson 😂
ilykbaglz 22
or on her pillow
randybryant799 21
I always wonder why people don't just go outside. But I'm in the country.
Chazzster 32
Are you sure sister was recording for Tik Tok and not “Only Fans” (selling **** pictures and videos of herself)? If it was a Tik Tok video I cannot imagine why sister would need to record it in a locked private room like a bathroom. Unless sister had locked the bathroom door, I cannot imagine soiling your pants instead of barging into the bathroom - So I assume sister had the door locked. I think there may be a bigger problem than the obvious one you noted - Especially if little sister is underage.
jobekka 20
why not just knock and ask her to get out.. or get your own place.
Shzusuziq11 12
really? (Unless you have stomach distress) you can't hold it for 2 hours? I have held it in for hours because I could never poop in public places. Still, she should have let you in.....
bleachedraven 14
And you didn't bother to go elsewhere to find relief? ydi