Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
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Top comments
salyhahaha 13
I hope you don't live alone
WCARlover 35
Who would use someone's wallpaper?!
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Comments (62)
travellingfun 18
That's when you need the bum gun, Asian style.
Dean__Winchester 16
How I see it, there are a few options here: 1. Use the wallpaper and join the crowd 2. Use your dollar bills like another FML user did 3. Pull your pants up and hurry to neighbor's for a roll 4. Start questioning who was the last one in your bathroom to even use your wallpaper for a starting point.
anabanana101 15
Desperate times call for desperate measures
PhoenixMartinez 30
That's not so bad. At my Girl Guide hall, we arrived once to find shit streaks all down the wall. Apparently, one of the dancing people taken a dump and then noticed there was no toilet paper, so they used their hands and then wiped it on the wall. I swear to God, if they didn't pay rent, the dance class would be out of our hall faster than you can say 'disrespectful ass-wipes'
Puffpie 24
I hope you have roommates then
Josh__Bear_ 9
At least it was the contents of the wall, in the toilet, and not the contents of the toilet, on the wall.
mmcewen 15
I'm snorting from laughing so hard