Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
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salyhahaha 13
I hope you don't live alone
WCARlover 35
Who would use someone's wallpaper?!
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Comments (62)
carrotcart 15
I pictured that scene from the movie stepbrothers where Will Ferrel uses his bathmat and sink to wipe.
DarthCocoa 14
Sounds like you're in a shitty situation
baxwar 15
Take a shower my friend
buymevickis92 26
who does that? people are crazy toilet paper is not that expensive and I hate when people know toilet paper is running low and don't do anything about it. sorry OP
brittanysue 1
Wow that's not ok
Kramer1998 20
There must be one hell of a story behind this shit
patrickalamo 48
Dude always keep a spare on the back of the tank.
FMLusername969 21
That is probably the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. Who the **** would think they were even clean after using a piece of WALPAPER! YOU REALLY NEED TO RECONSIDER WHO YOU ALLOW IN UR HOME.
Brandi_Faith 34
Although it's gross, I'm assuming that the person that did that had basically no options. I'm assuming it was use the wallpaper or don't wipe at all, and the wallpaper is going to get it clean more then not using anything.
Teckzilla 21
Sounds like they were backed to the wall.
earljonez 22
Now what kind of shit is that?