Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
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Top comments
salyhahaha 13
I hope you don't live alone
WCARlover 35
Who would use someone's wallpaper?!
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Comments (62)
joe3_fml 15
When in need, use your socks. That's what i'd do.
mmazzaa 16
The struggles are real
Ichiya 29
I don't get that saying. Aren't all struggles real. I don't need someone pointing out how 'real' my struggle is.
tbloom 5
#46 just shut up
mmazzaa 16
Oh the struggles
HallahBackGirl 12
I hope it was ugly wallpaper in the first place...
SlowDownImaNoob 20
Slow down....People still have wallpaper?
Cassie4840 7
Wow... What asshole did that? ...I'll show myself out.
vikky538 29
some asshole to wipe his ass..
Mauskau 36
Not sure if it's better than using the actual toilet roll tube or not. I imagine the paste wouldn't have been nice.
Tannasgh 22
Must never have heard of a wash cloth...
ChampHero 27
Well that's a shitty situation.
clairesucks 37
Can people stop using that line. Come up with something more original
RabbitOfAurora 28
I actually like it this time.
Randen_FML95 9
If you had to take a crap it would had been difficult to find something to wipe
buckdharma 38
Great Scott, your wallpaper must look Charmin.