Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML
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ViolentBears 0
I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.
PrittyinPit 0
It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D
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Comments (138)
CateXOX 0
... That's the point.
SluggerJ 7
have you tried make up OP
CateXOX 0
Don't worry, snot that bad.
sweet_candy_ 17
Op he was violently picking his nose. I think it's a good thing you saw him unless you want to be with a nose picker if so then fyl. Other than that this fml sounds more like a win then a loss.
AshlyNicole 0
mwahaha sorry op but that's just a little funny! FYL though! I bet you're pretty you shouldn't worry about what some random guy thinks of you, let alone a guy who picks his nose in public!
sofiayy 0
everybody has diffrent taste in women. Well even if he did think you were hot, he was picking his nose , right?
oranje_fml 0
Oops
HomeAl0ne 20
He'd only stop if he thought he had a chance with her. The fact he kept going with you there means he thinks you are out of his league.
TheDrummingResul 0
should you care what somebody like "that" thinks? go after somebody else. or just don't get your feelings hurt over stuff like that
dum_dum1 0
I believe he had the point way up his nose.