Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML
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ViolentBears 0
I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.
PrittyinPit 0
It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D
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Comments (138)
Nipsy101 0
#87 just made my day:)
Saleena_ 0
Ha-ha. That sucks. It also sucks that you care what a stranger thinks of you.
soamund 0
well he had to stop picking his nose sometime, probably just a coincidence
sunnysurfchick 0
gosh, even the physco nose picker didn't like you. Have you tried makeup?
xyz700 5
That Blows. I like your diction, though!
lizliz23 0
2 me u just sound petty
jumpshot23 0
the name Meg Griffen comes to mind!
saturnsonic 3
I want to date you!
sincerely331 0
Why was he "Violently" picking his nose?? I mean how deep was that damn booger!
andre5006 2
Wedding ring maybe