Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML
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ViolentBears 0
I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.
PrittyinPit 0
It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D
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Comments (138)
howslife123 0
mebbe he couldn't see ou fac over the lump his finger made in his nose
_Itz_Meena_ 0
mebbe? lol i've never seen it spelled it like that. :P just saying.
artie123 0
idiot ugly bitch hahhahahahhahahhaha
cab227 2
At least you know he's not for you. You should feel sorry for the girl behind you, considering the guy likes her.
JosherMan 0
Why are y'all bashing the guy? Is it because he didn't find her attractive? If so, that's a pretty stupid reason to hate on someone.
Grimmerie 31
do you find it socially acceptable to jam your fingers in your nose? if so, please, for everyone's sakes, go back to preschool.
JosherMan 0
Also, I don't really care if others pick their noses in public; to every man his own. I personally wouldn't do it, but I wouldn't bash someone just because they did.
ILoveYourDespair 0
Is it that big of a deal?
jazziness 12
no OP is just being dramatic
Capt_Oblivious 10
You didn't appreciate his gesture? You know, in some cultures that's considered a courting ritual. Don't be soo shallow and just think, you could 'pick' this winner.
FarSide 23
Just post a picture of yourself OP... we'll let you know.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
poor u ):
Autoshot 9
I don't know why, but yes, you must be of a certain caliber to get me to stop picking my nose with just your presence alone.
MaryFairy 3
Well that blows. Experiences like that can really pick away at your confidence. But he was probably snotty anyway.
CateXOX 0
That's punny!
purple_sarah88 0
You're worried what a person who picks their nose in public thinks about your attractiveness? The issue isn't your appearance it's your self esteem!
Beowulf209 5
I agree. If she is that concerned about what a public nose-digger thinks, maybe there are some other issues that need to be considered.