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Anonymous Roanoke, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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False_Stupidity 42

Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?

GokuSS400 18

Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents

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ColonelCusswords 24

Do yourself a favor and check it for stiff spots

Tripartita 45

Did you know that jacket was a complete pervert when you bought it, OP? I really hope you don't let your relationship with it prevent you from telling the parents about its misconduct.

everythingelena 28

I suggest not even wearing that jacket until you wash it a few times...good luck with that situation OP

Fixme 5

What, because it has been sniffed??

DarkLink9001 15

She has to wash away the memories.

Mathalamus 25

Ok... Weird shit..

dutchy86 20

pff how could he be so attracted to a jacket? don't be jealous OP, let the boy and the jacket be happy together

andrmac 25

Gross but all teenage boys are a bit creepy. Probably time to stop babysitting him and if he's the only one and still needs one then a male babysitter might be better at this time.

laden_swallow09 35

Good luck trying to find a male babysitter! A guy can't walk inside two blocks of a playground without being labeled a pedophile.

Cruzg2017 18

Probably because "all teenage boys are a bit creepy"

enginsteve 17

Puberty is a bitch. I know, I've been there.

blazingshot147 19

Yeah the whole getting taller and more hair sucks. List of fears now include anything with a clearance of 6'5 or lower. It would be nice if the whole attractiveness part would happen, but gotta play the hand I got.

_Zobo_ 3

As long as he's not a fervent fashion aficionado, these things are perfectly natural. He needs a discussion on respecting other peoples personal belongings though.

Goblin182 27

a 13 year old kid with a baby sitter?

KatieJBabe 27

His probably done something to make his parents not trust him. The 13 year old might not be the only kid OP was babysitting. He might have a younger sibling.

BIGDOG77350 14

at least it wasn't your toothbrush!