Anonymous
Roanoke, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Anonymous
Croydon, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
The fuck, junior?
Gatineau, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Anonymous
Howell, United States
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Anonymous
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Creepy kid
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
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False_Stupidity 42
Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?
GokuSS400 18
Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents
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KayleeFrye 39
OK, awkward, but it's normal. I don't see why a 13 year old needs a babysitter anyways. Next time, make sure to keep all of your possessions with you at all times.