Anonymous
Roanoke, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Anonymous
Croydon, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
The fuck, junior?
Gatineau, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Anonymous
Howell, United States
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Anonymous
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Creepy kid
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
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False_Stupidity 42
Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?
GokuSS400 18
Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents
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nickie_94 18
Well he's a creative one
Natedawg1217 6
1. He shouldn't have a sitter at 13. 2. Pretty much every 13 year old is uncontrollably horny and this isn't weird for a 13 year old.
soulreaper12296 28
It isn't weird for him to **********, but it is weird for him to be doing it while sniffing his babysitters jacket.
TMO2142 25
Um i wasnt horny when 13
taterrtots 25
well then you weren't doing it right when you were 13
CosmicElk 26
Poor basterd being baby sat at 13 , that sucks for him, but dont get me wrong that sucks for you too having to see that! I think you should just pretend it didnt happen and dont tell his parents
moocowmilk0 19
Thats... pretty weird
PenguinsLaugh 24
Having a 13 y/o boy, I learned the hard way that you always, always knock, and preferably make loud noses when going anywhere near his room. Walking in on and seeing that, or near and hearing that unmistakable noise, is not fun. Good luck in the future, OP.
peroxidemocha 3
I'm very sorry to hear, you must be scarred
Ramuss 12
Maybe he has a baby sitter because his parents are over protective.
TheJokerHQ613 3
Tip: Never babysit that kid again. Ever.
shutupally 6
Yikes. Tbh if that were me I wouldn't feel comfortable babysitting that kid anymore. Not to be mean, but that kind of thing would creep me out.
vikky538 29
You can only blame teenage here!
mr_anonimous 9
So you caught him..jacket'n?
edmunson 22
I see what you did there...very creative!
xGoldColossus 7
This is gold haha