Anonymous
Roanoke, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Anonymous
Croydon, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
The fuck, junior?
Gatineau, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Anonymous
Howell, United States
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Anonymous
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Creepy kid
Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
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False_Stupidity 42
Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?
GokuSS400 18
Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents
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bamasaw 10
did they parents pay for dry cleaning?
skyeyez9 25
My brother in law when he was 13, was an immature, spoiled little brat. He required babysitters because my mother in law babies him to the point he couldnt take care of himself. Didnt know how to operate a microwave, his hygiene was awful cause she never made him bathe on a regular basis, got extremely angry when made to brush his teeth, and just an all around terror to be near. She cut up his steak for him, got his plate prepared for him at buffets, never disciplined, He would not be trusted to be left alone....all because of his mom wanting to baby him no stop.
NickACD 27
Well that's not the kids fault, it's the parent's. Poor kid, to have such a fuckup of a mother
zelda2u 1
aww... he likes you ☺
Diddlydoo1632 18
13 year olds are old enough to babysit other kids why would he need a babysitter
leadmenot 11
13 years old and still getting babysat...???
_HelloSweetie_ 1
i literally would have died of embarrassment
bigezboii 1
& exactly what kind of perfume is that? Must be pretty good.
Truckinglife1027 5
way does a 13 year old even have or need a babysitter?
Elsapumkin 8
That'll make for a great family discussion with the sitter
_M3talH3ad 8
Awkward as ****?