Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Thoughts and prayers
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Top comments
NickaPLZ 26
Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...
karen1991 15
What ever happened to take out food?
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Comments (98)
samimcCune 15
everything's not a competition. but still, I bet i've seen more than you, actually i'd bet my car on it. sounds shitty doesn't it? people come here to escape, laugh, and maybe find a silver lining of the ****** up shit in their lives. not made feel like that's not that bad, and they're being competed with. yes i know, i read way into things and i'm a bitch. oh well. *addition - in response to #46.
samimcCune 15
*addition - in response to #46.
Raykyogrou03 12
Well if it's anything like trying lick your elbow..
shrode65 6
Tongue-tastic!!
TheShadyMilkman 15
There is something called knocking... I have 3 sisters bro... It's a force of habit now ...
TheShadyMilkman 15
@61 and no matter how you look at it, even when it is your own you are jerking... You're still playing with a ****... Just saying ...
bv2332 10
Hahahahahaha your life freaking sucks
Tri6Oraxus 3
Knocking helps
taybear0 14
wow fyl. she needs a lock on her door
Kollito_fml 8
Did you.. Did you put your dick in it?