Today, I parked in my "employee of the month" parking spot by the front of the store and started my shift. About halfway through my shift, a customer backed into my vehicle, got out and checked, then drove off before I could come outside. Perks of being the best employee I can be. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. So it begins… FML
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I proudly drove my new car to work, feeling on top of the world. As I parked, I noticed everyone in the lot staring at me. I smiled and waved, thinking they were admiring my car. It wasn't until I got to my desk that my boss informed me I'd dragged an orange traffic cone under my car the entire way to the office. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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otterman_empire 7
hopefully they got the other driver on security camera
ShortieRose 30
You did a bang up job, OP!
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ShortieRose 30
You did a bang up job, OP!
otterman_empire 7
hopefully they got the other driver on security camera
One_In_Three 24
At least they didn't vandalise your car?
dillpick88 17
A hit and run is worse for insurance.
awildwhisper 30
I guess no good deed goes unpunished.
lenman522 1
"This is an 81 Honda. How dare you!"
Crazyjohnb 23
People won't appreciate this reference to the extent it deserves.
aruden 25
Hopefully you had enough info to give the police. Hopefully the dirt bag gets caught and doesn't cost you to much.
blairiofosterio1 10
Probably the first time that the title "employee of the month" got anyone banged... Shame about the incident though OP
EnJey0 19
CCTV cameras are a beautiful thing. Hopefully they caught the drivers plate
Shade1982 21
If they are on, if they are recording and if their quality is good enough to actually read the plate. A lot of if's there...
worldclassrager 41
No damage worth reporting...the bumper is no big deal...
Shade1982 21
Really? You must have an old bumper then. Because newer bumpers, especially those that are spray-painted in the vehicle color still cost quite a bit. Even *if* (big if there) you can fix it, respraying will still cost you.
howxvery 22
this sounds like an episode of The Office