Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Thoughts and prayers
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Top comments
NickaPLZ 26
Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...
karen1991 15
What ever happened to take out food?
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Comments (98)
rogerover 19
She probably was checking to see if she trimmed well.
buddy51 23
So THAT'S why ladies love yoga!!!
samimcCune 15
hmm, if you modified downward dog, and brought herself closer together, and spread her legs apart, was the right proportions and bent her neck correctly, i maybe, could see this being possible, unlikely but still.
KZN02 18
She resorted to self-cannibalism?
jonnyscash 12
But... Was she successful?
redbeard9990 7
Ill do it for her lol
worldclassrager 41
Looks like we got a contortionist...using her talent the wrong way...
deadhead419 15
Doesn't anybody in this country knock anymore
RedPillSucks 33
Talk about a pussy chasing it's tail.
onorexveritas 24
some guys can blow themselves... don't see them complaining
MarielenaS 4
I don't know which is worse, the fact that she's trying to eat herself out or the image in your head you will never be able to erase.