Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Thoughts and prayers
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Top comments
NickaPLZ 26
Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...
karen1991 15
What ever happened to take out food?
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Comments (98)
braceinevitable 8
How did that work out for her?... Sorry, I know that was a bad question...
CharlesM21 3
ummm... that's gross.
Curtar2 18
I don't even
WICKEDxANGEL 13
Lovely...
azrael_666 1
At least she was only "trying"...... Michael Jacksons "staff" probably saw him successfully sucking himself off multiple times
jack_splat 11
Could she not find someone to do that for her?
hot_coco 5
That is now an awkward brother/sister relationship..
FC3sInfiniIII 12
Needs a f buddy
LittleMagicWolf 7
Dafuq?
Meme1988 18
Oh :( omg,you poor soul