future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whygod
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
ohhhgross
Singapore
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Anonymous
Charlottetown, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
2gewd4u
United States
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
FullMonty
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Thoughts and prayers
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
420SUX
Federal Way, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
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NickaPLZ 26
Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...
karen1991 15
What ever happened to take out food?
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Comments (98)
Jlow17 4
There are plenty of chicks that can eat themselves out its called autofellatio and wish I could do that
Zebediabolical 45
*autocunnilingus Autofellatio is an exclusively male act.
Fuji76 15
You're an idiot. It's not medically possible. Those pictures and videos you saw on **** websites, they are doctored.
challan 19
I'm a gymnast, and I am double jointed in my hips... and I still cannot eat my own snatch. Sorry to disappoint. On the positive side, you get to occasionally read my comments on FML. If I could eat my own pussy, I'd be far to busy to ever be on here.
zandalee 20
Me too!!
tygerarmy 35
There has to be chicks that can. There are guys that can but we have it easier. I'm flexible but that's one thing I'd never try. Joe Rogan has an old joke about it. While the though of a girl eating herself out is hot, the thought of myself/any dude busting in their own mouth ruins it for me.
SilverAngel36 8
Fellatio is oral sex for men so in this case it would not be autofellatio.
samimcCune 15
not only do i wish i could be all that myself, i wish i had a women like that. that'd be extremely pleasing ;)i admit i am envy anybody with those qualities. edit - in response to # 25, Challan.
samimcCune 15
addition - in response to # 25, Challan.
samimcCune 15
edit - ** i admit, i envy anybody with those qualities.** not, "i admit i am envy anybody with those qualities."
kumonsucks 7
Take gymnastics
fml0505 22
Maybe there were skittles down there.
kamikrazy 6
So that's what they mean when they say taste the rainbow.
Pussycat86 18
Get your sister a cat and some milk! if she is into "self pleasure" a pussy knows how to please a pussy, take this from a pussy
nismo98 14
hunger makes you do some akward stuff
Crystal55621 19
Some things can never be unseen.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
What the ****!? Really? Really!? No words, I have no words! I give up on humanity
BlowinChronic 18
If you have no words, then shut the **** up and don't comment
samimcCune 15
dramatic, dramatic...much much! humanity is just surprise, surprise in peoples actions, choices, and lives. without being surprised we aren't really humanity now are we.
jelly713 19
Maybe she'll pull a Marilyn Manson & surgically remove her false ribs just to successfully achieve her goal.
B1ackthesun 31
Marilyn has dismissed the rib removal story many times as rubbish. And WTF are 'fake' ribs, and why would one install them to remove them?
love_me_electric 20
False ribs are the ones that aren't directly connected to the sternum. You have 7 pairs of 'true' ribs, and 5 pairs of 'false' ones. Google is your friend.
monnanon 14
i thought they were floating ribs?
Gemma_Mansonite 20
Marilyn Manson's a dude.. Marilyn Manson is just his stage name..
chanellgymnast 17
Scarred for life I presume?
timelessone 16
Nope I'm sure he's fine.
ileenefudge 29
OP is a girl.
olpally 33
That's a new one... Wow! Please tell me you ran out of there as fast as possible and gauged your eyes out!!! Lol.
mr_sarcastic416 29
"Gouge" - I'm not sure how anyone could gauge their eyes out,in or any other way
worldclassrager 41
Those would be some very weird gauges...maybe those are like those contacts that have different eyes...