future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whygod
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
ohhhgross
Singapore
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Anonymous
Charlottetown, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
2gewd4u
United States
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
FullMonty
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Thoughts and prayers
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
420SUX
Federal Way, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Top comments
NickaPLZ 26
Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...
karen1991 15
What ever happened to take out food?
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Comments (98)
yryilmaz 13
Oh... Just... I just.. What even... Why...
StanSmith2013 26
Bitches be crazy! Maybe buy her the Ghanian ***** anklet?
Grand_Cookie 21
That has to be awkward as hell now. Imagine standing there for a few moments as you realize just what is going down and realizing what you're witnessing. Also, do people not lock their doors anymore? How many FMLs are there cause someone didn't lock a door? Da fuq.
Shade1982 21
I was thinking something similar, but I was also thinking why don't people knock anymore?
samimcCune 15
#88 - i was about to give you a thumbs up, and luckily before i pressed the button, i saw the last thing you wrote and went... "ugh, this comment had promise, i agreed with it, until i read that stupid crap at the end." sickening shit people say/write.
Chucks719 4
Damn she is thirsty
anon_e_m00se 8
So... what's her phone number?
Elmo_83 3
I think you should have left this one out!!
hordriss 14
Your sister must be very flexible. I struggle to touch my toes!
LovingCFK 8
HAHA!!! OMG!
Ceejay1 13
This is the first time I ever heard of someone walking in on a girl trying to eat her self. I dont understand why people don't lock there doors.
stanjohnson 11
Knock before entering.
samimcCune 15
agreed. plus people should really remember to lock their doors, and invest in locks if they don't have them. locks can be a way of preventing blackmail, embarrassing moments, accidents, and instilling a sense of privacy which is important. privacy helps give feelings of security and even trust.