Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Check this out
Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
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babyyappld 7
did you help her out?
Swar_fml 3
Did you point out she miss spot?
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Comments (152)
izzabella43 0
cCANNOT UNSEE
btnhdude 0
yo momma jokes !!!!!! your momma's so easy, a caveman could do her.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
win
Dennisse_47 17
"Your mom's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, 'only in America!"
chazpop7227 0
a
kay2kay 1
white chicks reference ftw!
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Yo mama is so fat that NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Pinkducky96 0
scarred for life now aren't ya?
saIty 17
She should have known to wax on BEFORE she wax off
abe687 0
Miyagi says, "You think your mom's ass was bad? You should have seen my wife."
fthku 13
Either you need to knock, she needs to lock the door, or both. In any case, you need some therapy.
martyh27 2
Consider yourself lucky, not everyone gets a glimpse into their future. If Mom has hairy ass, most likely so will you. The joys of genetics.
aardvarkish 17
Ah... love the SR-71!
ElGranOrgo 0
Ah... love your moms hairy a$$!
martyh27 2
In my mind the most beautiful airplane ever built
emmiep1011 7
that's awkward...
regsworld11 2
That would be a disturbing sight... :O
Blueglasscup 18
I'm sorry but I faceplamed at that.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Gotta keep daddy happy!
elisolauren 0
ROFLMAO
meowmeowgirl 0
28- I love your profile picture!:)