Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
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Idyedmyhairblack 0
ur mom stole ur thong because...?
katieatieay 0
that is very very weird. stds can be carried through sharing underwear you know. and #4, how old is your girlfriend, like nine?
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katieatieay 0
first of all, i'm not going to bother to list all the numbers of people who responded to me. like i said before, i understand that some girls would be insulted. crying/slapping, however, is an incredibly immature reaction. especially for someone over the age of five who has just received a gift of any kind. i don't care what anyone else says. it's stupid. get over it. secondly, girls who are THAT judgmental of a single article of clothing drive me insane. they are usually the type of people who see a girl wearing a short skirt and automatically label her as a ****. i hate those girls in a way i can't even describe. i've been offended before too. the thing is, i was mature enough to handle it in a way that didn't involve me crying or hitting anyone. hence the age comment. the end.
alwaysalady 0
You live with your mother? When I lived my mother, shortly after I got married but before we moved out, my mother helped me do my laundry, and we got shit confused. We very awkwardly traded back several pairs of underwear and a couple bras. If your mom is close to your size and wears thongs, it could be an honest mistake. However, I would not wear it again.
ridiculous_gnome 0
#4... dude... get a new girlfriend... (unless she is so amazinly hot that she can actually control your mind) because her personality is crap.
katieatieay 0
at least someone agrees with me :)
ImSooNice 0
#10 lol
tifferneelee 0
bump for pics no sympathy for fatties
Ineffableturtle 0
thats hot, post a pic of your mom
toshi_7 0
do not touch those thongs ever again
stfuchivonne 0
Who shares thongs?
syrcsorgmn 0
thats just gross. tell your mom to stop wearing your thongs