Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
This is wrong
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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DBkkk 0
Tonights family disscussion must be interesting
perdix 31
(At the dinner table) Dad: What did you do today, honey? Mom: Umm. . . You: (coughs) The most urgent question is "Who?" (Mom's face turns as beet red as her vulva was a few hours earlier.) THE END
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Comments (64)
why_me_why_today 3
don't worry i once walked in on my dad with 2 girls....neither my mom and then a week later i walked in on him with 2 guys..............i should really learn to knock
aastha12003 0
no way FYL!!
crossel 1
then don't say you walked in on your mom and dad.....
Cjw1220 0
um......*****!
Jbiebs82 0
Threeway?
jwbbabe 9
I believe it's threesome , not threeway darling .
Autumnazing 0
Your mom's a *****.
abimack7 0
how could this have been his/her fault i feel bad for this person that sucks.
123Cloud456 1
Get a baseball bat and chase the ****** out of your house
hayoudumbass 0
tell your dad and then watch your mom
clarkey 0
how was it there fault??? they might of walked in to ask them a question!!!
AtomicBryce 0
aww