Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, "I thought it'd help." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise. It turns out that doing that made her think I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
definitely a FYL wasting your wrinkle cream. That shit is expensive!
Zimmington 21
I just hope he didn't double dip...
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Comments (72)
RivetingTaleChap 6
At least he wasn't singing "Wrinkle-wrinkle little star..."
UnluckyGenius 21
Resourceful, even if it doesn't work. I give him credit.
liblob 6
so he will have smooth balls but a wrinkly old penis.
Zimmington 21
Wait, penises wrinkle!? :o
Obey_StudBoii 23
He's worried about having saggy balls lol.
chocolatefrog28 29
Well, did it help?
slappygecko 21
Taking your anti-wrinkle cream? That's pretty ballsy of him.
dawood_k 27
Just play with it... Wrinkles should clear up
Countrygal42 7
Whatever works for him I guess
KiddNYC1O 22
Smooth as eggs.
wisericky 12
Soon to be scrabbled eggs if OP gets a wrinkle.
kayteakay 26
I thought the exact same thing!
cryssycakesx3 23
35 has a frightening face....
abekj52 9
Are you sure he wasnt putting his balls on your anti-wrinkling cream?
thatnucca 36
This comment here had me dying... Hahahaha