Today, after I got pregnant off a dude who turned out to be married, and he'd told me he’d support me and the baby on the side, I had a miscarriage. Now he's pretending he doesn't even know me, and I can’t even tell his wife because without the baby, I can’t even prove we had sex that one time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, after discovering that I’m pregnant from a week-long fling three months ago, I reached out to the guy, praying he’d be willing to offer some financial support, as I’m flat broke. Turns out he died in a car accident last month. I can’t even afford an abortion. FML
Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Today, my husband is trying to divorce me because I’m pregnant, even though I’ve been told all my adult life that I’m infertile. I’ve never even had a period. He’s blaming me for lying to him because he never wanted kids. He even tried to claim it must be another guy's baby. He’s an idiot. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my boyfriend is leaving me for his pregnant side chick, all because I “deprived” him of sex after suffering a miscarriage. To top it all off, the smug bastard actually told me, “Don’t worry, you’ll find happiness again someday, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” Seriously dude? FML
Today, my soon-to-be ex-husband cheated on me with a woman and got her pregnant (we are both men). What's even worse is that not many of my family are supporting me and keep making excuses for him, like maybe he wants to be a dad, or maybe he's bisexual. People are even encouraging me to stay with him. FML
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Top comments
slhiggx 17
Why do you need to tell the wife? Bc he had an affair? That didn’t seem a problem when he agreed to support you and the child? You’re just out here trying to ruin more lives.
Jon Tessler 14
tell the wife, you should have hospital records showing that you had a miscarriage. also sorry for your loss of the baby.
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Jon Tessler 14
tell the wife, you should have hospital records showing that you had a miscarriage. also sorry for your loss of the baby.
slhiggx 17
Why do you need to tell the wife? Bc he had an affair? That didn’t seem a problem when he agreed to support you and the child? You’re just out here trying to ruin more lives.
Anderling 33
Because that guy’s behavior could be putting her at risk for venereal disease (several strains of which are developing antibiotic-resistance, and several others are viral and not affected by antibiotics), in addition to just being a super scummy thing to do to your wife?
jc1015 25
she didn't seem too concerned with the wife's feelings while she was banging the husband.
Crowned Sataness 12
You weren't worried about telling the wife when you were expecting financial support. You have ill intentions on wanting to tell her now. Don't ruin her life just to spite him. Ruining their marriage will NOT bring him back to you. Why would you even want him back? He did you dirty. And he would just cheat on you too
JackWood 21
You should pretend you don't know him and move on.
emmalou 19
it was one time and you had a miscarriage in time you will be thankful how the cards laid. you should go your separate ways don't ruin his life over it
core01 30
As a wife, i would want to know that my husbands actions are putting my health at risk.
Brightside86 31
Sounds like things literally could not have gone better...